Abby was in the tub last night and Jake said "Abby, you have no penis." Abby responded "Yes I do, I have a penis in my hair." I don't think they'll be bathing together anymore.
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Remember those episodes of MSTK where one character had a moving hand perched atop of his head? Your daughter's gonna be REAL popular with the gays.
I make false contributions to charity telethons. I make prank phone calls to elected officials. My arms shake and my legs twitch and my tongue darts out of my mouth every few seconds. And when it does, it touches the tip of my nose. And when it touches the tip of my nose, I yell out as I loud as I can "I HAVE ARTISTIC SENSIBILITIES! I AM A DAMN GOOD RISK! I AM THE MESSENGER AND HERE IS THE MESSAGE!
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Remember those episodes of MSTK where one character had a moving hand perched atop of his head? Your daughter's gonna be REAL popular with the gays.
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