I apologize for the lack of updates. I am currently writing two funny things, one about Chanukah, the other about Kabuki theater. In the meantime, enjoy this, which I did not write but wish I had.
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I make false contributions to charity telethons. I make prank phone calls to elected officials. My arms shake and my legs twitch and my tongue darts out of my mouth every few seconds. And when it does, it touches the tip of my nose. And when it touches the tip of my nose, I yell out as I loud as I can "I HAVE ARTISTIC SENSIBILITIES! I AM A DAMN GOOD RISK! I AM THE MESSENGER AND HERE IS THE MESSAGE!
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I am very unhappy with the lack of posts. Where can I file a formal grievance?
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