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About Me
- Zanzibar Buck Buck McFate
- I make false contributions to charity telethons. I make prank phone calls to elected officials. My arms shake and my legs twitch and my tongue darts out of my mouth every few seconds. And when it does, it touches the tip of my nose. And when it touches the tip of my nose, I yell out as I loud as I can "I HAVE ARTISTIC SENSIBILITIES! I AM A DAMN GOOD RISK! I AM THE MESSENGER AND HERE IS THE MESSAGE!
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I reckon that makes it hard around the Holidays when you're denied both of those things...
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